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	<title>J C G 3 &#187; Humor</title>
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	<description>Ramblings...  nonsensical ramblings...  wildly nonsensical ramblings...</description>
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		<title>iCloud-y</title>
		<link>http://www.jcg3.org/2011/06/icloud-y/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 09 Jun 2011 00:44:09 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason G.</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[From Ars.]]></description>
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<p>From <a href="http://arstechnica.com/apple/news/2011/06/what-you-need-to-know-about-itunes-match-your-questions-answered.ars">Ars</a>.</p>
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		<title>Why does this sound familiar&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.jcg3.org/2011/05/why-does-this-sound-familiar/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 14 May 2011 13:39:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason G.</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[&#8220;No one will believe you solved this problem in one day! We&#8217;ve been working on it for months. Now go act busy for a few weeks and I&#8217;ll let you know when it&#8217;s time to tell them.&#8221; -Quote attributed to an R&#38;D Supervisor at 3M via Casey Research.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p><span style="font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; color: #3F3F3F; line-height: 18px;">&#8220;No one will believe you solved this problem in one day! We&#8217;ve been working on it for months. Now go act busy for a few weeks and I&#8217;ll let you know when it&#8217;s time to tell them.&#8221;</span></p>
<p><span style="font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; color: #3F3F3F; line-height: 18px;"><em>-Quote attributed to an R&amp;D Supervisor at 3M</em></span></p>
<p><span style="font-family: Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif; color: #3F3F3F; line-height: 18px;">via <a href="http://www.caseyresearch.com/cdd/slow-motion-suicide">Casey Research</a>.</span></p>
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		<title>Haiku</title>
		<link>http://www.jcg3.org/2011/03/haiku/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Mar 2011 05:22:15 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason G.</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Internet cafe&#8211; where two people go to meet Facebook to Facebook From ThinkGeek Haiku, Poppy from Laurel, Mississippi!]]></description>
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<p>Internet cafe&#8211;<br />
  where two people go to meet<br />
  Facebook to Facebook</p>
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<p>From <a href="http://www.thinkgeek.com/haiku/">ThinkGeek Haiku</a>, Poppy from Laurel, Mississippi!</p>
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		<title>Hey Jude&#8230;</title>
		<link>http://www.jcg3.org/2011/01/hey-jude/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 22 Jan 2011 22:15:39 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason G.</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Unfortunately, this flow chart doesn&#8217;t capture all the lyrics in the song&#8230; but it&#8217;s entertaining. via flowing data.]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Unfortunately, this flow chart doesn&#8217;t capture all the lyrics in the song&#8230; but it&#8217;s entertaining.</p>
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<p>via <a href="http://flowingdata.com/2011/01/21/hey-jude-flowchart/">flowing data</a>.</p>
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		<title>The Dark Side of Tetris</title>
		<link>http://www.jcg3.org/2010/07/the-dark-side-of-tetris/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 28 Jul 2010 01:52:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason G.</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Via DRB.]]></description>
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<p>Via <a href="http://www.darkroastedblend.com/2010/07/schizophrenic-episode-simulation.html?utm_source=feedburner&amp;utm_medium=feed&amp;utm_campaign=Feed%3A+TheThrillingWonderStory+%28Dark+Roasted+Blend%29">DRB</a>.</p>
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		<title>Taking a Dive</title>
		<link>http://www.jcg3.org/2010/06/taking-a-dive/</link>
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		<pubDate>Wed, 30 Jun 2010 15:32:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason G.</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Hilarious acting on the soccer/futbol field&#8230;]]></description>
			<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Hilarious acting on the soccer/futbol field&#8230;</p>
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		<title>Geek Humor</title>
		<link>http://www.jcg3.org/2010/03/geek-humor/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 27 Mar 2010 19:06:44 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason G.</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Programmer Humor at its lowest&#8230; and quite funny. (Click to zoom in)]]></description>
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		<title>Pinotpocalypse</title>
		<link>http://www.jcg3.org/2010/02/pinotpocalypse/</link>
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		<pubDate>Thu, 18 Feb 2010 22:13:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason G.</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[The shocking details began to emerge late yesterday afternoon, at a time when the importance of an already-fragile consumer confidence simply cannot be overstated. “Pinotpocalypse,” as some commentators&#8230; have taken to calling it, may well be remembered as the single greatest scandal to rock the wine-drinking community this year. For anyone still unaware of the [...]]]></description>
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<p><span style="font-family: Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 5px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 5px;">The shocking details began to emerge late yesterday afternoon, at a time when the importance of an already-fragile consumer confidence simply cannot be overstated. “<i>Pinotpocalypse</i>,” as some commentators&#8230; have taken to calling it, may well be remembered as the single greatest scandal to rock the wine-drinking community this year.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-family: Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 5px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 5px;">For anyone still unaware of the details of the situation, here’s a brief rundown on what’s known thus far:</span></p>
<p><span style="font-family: Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 5px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 5px;">A French court yesterday found twelve industry figures guilty of exporting inferior quality wine to the United States fraudulently under the Pinot Noir label. It is believed some 18 million bottles of sub-palatable plonk found their way onto US dining tables before the ruse was uncovered. The unnamed shysters, who pocketed millions carrying out their heinous act, were handed suspended sentences and fines ranging from 3,000 to 18,000 rapidly-depreciating euros.</span></p>
<p><span style="font-family: Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif; font-size: 13px; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 5px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 5px;">At the time of writing, the questionable batch appears to be confined to E&amp;G Gallo’s “Red Bicyclette” label, although it is difficult at this early juncture to fully assess the extent of the damage. Until further information becomes available, your editor has taken the precautionary measure of switching to Australian Shiraz and Argentinean Malbec only. We suggest you employ a similarly protective strategy.</span></p>
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<p><font face="Verdana, Geneva, sans-serif" size="3"><span style="font-size: 13px; -webkit-border-horizontal-spacing: 5px; -webkit-border-vertical-spacing: 5px;">From <a href="http://dailyreckoning.com/poorly-defending-government-spending/">Daily Reckoning</a>.</span></font></p>
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		<title>Mosspuppet</title>
		<link>http://www.jcg3.org/2010/01/mosspuppet/</link>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 26 Jan 2010 12:50:12 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason G.</dc:creator>
				<category><![CDATA[Humor]]></category>
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		<description><![CDATA[A puppet version of Walt Mossberg reviews the new Apple iSlate&#8230; &#8220;There&#8217;s even an option in one of the menus, when you push it a unicorn comes to your door carrying your favorite pizza.&#8221;]]></description>
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<p>&#8220;There&#8217;s even an option in one of the menus, when you push it a unicorn comes to your door carrying your favorite pizza.&#8221;</p>
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		<title>Merry F*ng Christmas</title>
		<link>http://www.jcg3.org/2009/12/merry-fng-christmas/</link>
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		<pubDate>Sat, 19 Dec 2009 01:51:25 +0000</pubDate>
		<dc:creator>Jason G.</dc:creator>
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		<description><![CDATA[Too funny&#8230; Jack Bauer interrogates Santa Claus. Thanks Corey for the link.]]></description>
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<p>Thanks Corey for the link.</p>
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