On their way to a justice of the peace to get married, a couplehas a fatal car accident. The couple is sitting outside heaven'sgate waiting on St. Peter to do the paperwork so they can enter.While waiting, they wonder whether they could get married in heaven.

St. Peter finally shows up, and they ask him. He says, "I don't know.This is the first time anybody ever asked. Let me go find out."So he leaves.

The couple sit for a couple of months and begin to wonder whetherthey should get married in heaven, what with the eternal aspect ofit all.

"What if it doesn't work out?" they wonder. "Will we be stuck witheach other forever?"

St. Peter returns after another month, looking bedraggled. "Yes," heinforms the couple. "You can get married in heaven."

"Great," they say. "But what if things don't work out? Could we alsoget a divorce in heaven?"

St. Peter, red faced, slams his clipboard to the ground. "For cryingout loud!" St. Peter exclaims. "It took me three months to find a priestup here. Do you have any idea how long it will take to find a lawyer?"