Unka Willard been fish'n down by de crick all de day and he done runouta night crawlers. He be bout redeye to leave when de dun spied asnake wit a toadie frog in hits mouth. He knowed that dem big bassfishlikes toadie frogs so he dun decided to steal that froggie. Thatsnake, hit be a cottn mouthed water moccasin so'd he have to be realcarefull like or he'd git bit.

He snuk up behind the snake and grabbed him roun the haid. That olesnake di'nt lik hit one bit. He commemced to squirm'n an wrappedhitself around unka Willard's arm try'n to get free, but Unk had areal good grip on his haid.

Well Unka Willard pried hit's mouth open and got de frog and put's ithis bait can. Now Unka Willard knows that he cain't let go of desnake or hit's goin' ta bite's him, but he had a plan.

He reached into the back pocket of'n his bib over-hauls and pulls outa pint o' moonshine likker. He pours a couple of draps inta the snakesmouth. Well that snake's eyeballs roll back in hits head and hitsbody goes limp. Wit dat Unka Willard toss's duh snake inta da crickthen he goes back tuh fish'n.

A while later Unka Willard dun feel sumptin tapp'n on his barefoottoe. Well he slowly look down and dare be dat water mocassin, and hegat two toadie frogs in his mouth.....