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An 80 year old man was having his annual checkup and the doctor askedhim how he was feeling.

"I've never been better!" he boasted. "I've got an eighteen year oldbride who's pregnant and having my child! What do you think aboutthat?"

The doctor considered this for a moment, then said, "Let me tell you astory. I knew a guy who was an avid hunter. He never missed aseason.

But one day went out in a bit of a hurry and he accidentally grabbedhis umbrella instead of his gun."

The doctor continued, "So he was in the woods and suddenly a grizzlybear appeared in front of him! He raised up his umbrella, pointed itat the bear and squeezed the handle." "And do you know what happened?"the doctor queried.

Dumbfounded, the old man replied "No".

The doctor continued, "The bear dropped dead in front of him!"

"That's impossible!" exclaimed the old man. "Someone else must haveshot that bear."

"That's kind of what I'm getting at..." replied the doctor.

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